rasputin vs stalin

Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton - ERB animated (Epic rap battles of history south park) Total Gaming . If your name end with "in", time to get out! Some great run-ins in what was already a hot battle. 2:00. I even crush mother fuckers when I'm laid in state! With the endless destruction of Russian lives! About 500 people lost their lives during this event.). Communist leader Vladimir Lenin (Nice Peter), Soviet statesman Mikhail Gorbachev (EpicLLOYD), and current Russian president Vladimir Putin (Nice Peter) also participate in the battle. His works were the inspiration for the Russian Revolution and Lenin's policies. Regardless, even after his defection, Gorbachev still allowed Baryshnikov to dance in front of him as Head of State.). Recovorik. During World War II, when Hitler attempted to advance into Russia, the results were ugly. Rasputin vs Stalin (Italienisch Übersetzung) Künstler/in: Epic Rap Battles of History Lied: Rasputin vs Stalin 5 Übersetzungen Übersetzungen: Deutsch, Französisch, Italienisch, Kroatisch, Russisch If your name end with "in", time to get out! 142 (Rasputin, Stalin & Lenin)87 (Gorbachev)72 (Putin) ), Man of Steel? Sina Pike. ), (This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "And Joseph, you were supposed to be my right-hand man! Rasputin vs. Stalin [Strophe 1: Grigori Rasputin] Toller Schnurbart, Wario. Rasputin:. ), (A veiled reference to both sides of the Revolution; royal loyalists were white, and the communists were red. Epic Rap Battles of History's Rasputin vs Stalin. Stream Rasputin Vs Stalin by Zerinhoo from desktop or your mobile device. Despite the fact that Putin has a long list of enemies, including Ukrainian feminists who infamously bared all to make their point during an April 2013 speech to foreign dignitaries in Germany,[2] Putin says he isn't flustered by them.). Rasputin says that if Stalin thinks he can beat him, he's way too positive and confident. Rasputin vs Stalin (traducere în Germană) Artist: Epic Rap Battles of History Cântec: Rasputin vs Stalin 5 de traduceri Traduceri: Croată, Franceză, Germană, Italiană, Rusă Russian O_K. And stopped the greatest revolution since the birth of Marx! Miros de rahat. Pride of Lenin took Trotsky out of the picture. Superman is weak to the fictitious mineral Kyptonite, so Rasputin says that his raps are Stalin's weakness. Assholes made a mess and the war got cold! ), As a messed up mutha fucka bent in the mind, (According to Rasputin, Stalin was paranoid, which resulted in him taking actions such as killing by the masses. The Unbeatables (Rasputin, Stalin, Lenin & Gorbachev)Dizzy Productions (Putin) Beat producer(s) Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2 finale. Stalin was known for making rash decisions, which ultimately cost him his life.). Blow it up like a tuba while I'm balling in Cuba. Stalin says that this wasn't torturous enough by his own standards, so Rasputin "got off easy" when his penis was amputated and preserved.). You got off easy when they pickled that moose cock! 1. It's a disgrace what you did to your own people Your daddy beat you like a dog and now you're evil You're from Georgia, sweet Georgia And the history books unfold ya! MusicLifeGamingTech. Rappers 'Cause the Tsar's wife can't do shit tonight! Sciera. He will beat down Rasputin quickly. It's where your interests connect you with your people. Lenin calls him out for hiding behind a woman when challenged. ), I was shot and poisoned, my assassin's plot: sadistic, (Rasputin's assassination was very brutal. If you're the man of steel, I spit kryptonite! Stalin essentially did this to Russia, ruling as a ruthless dictator from the mid-1920s until his death in 1953. Stalin calls Rasputin a pervert due to his rumored sexual deviancy.). (After a carriage accident that happened to Stalin when he was 12, his left arm was shortened and stiffened at the elbow, while his right hand was thinner than his left and frequently hidden, so there is a mistake in the line where Lenin says that Stalin's right hand was shriveled, when it was really his left. "Rasputin vs Stalin" is a rap battle produced as a part of Epic Rap Battles of History. ), (Stalin was, by many accounts, an evil mass-murderer, especially in history books that reveal the truth about him and his dictatorship, having ruled a country with an iron fist. Regardless, he invites all to try and beat him, but in so doing invokes a common stereotype of Russian-English speech. This is also referenced in the battle when Stalin looks at his right hand, confused. It features the 'Mad Monk', Rasputin, iron-fisted dictator, Joseph Stalin, Marxist revolutionary, Vladimir Lenin, progressive premier, Mikhail Gorbachev, and current Russian President, Vladimir Putin, in a Russian leader battle royale. ), You would think I'm making borscht the way I'm crushing these beats, (This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "I spit hot borscht when I'm crushing these beats!" Watch Rasputin vs Stalin. He was then blotted out of any photographs that showed him and Lenin together.). Listen to Rasputin vs Stalin by Epic Rap Battles of History, 6,222 Shazams. Rasputin vs Stalin begin Cool mustache, Wario Try messing with the Mad Monk you'll be sorry, yo How many dictators does it take To turn an empire into a union of ruinous states? It's where your interests connect you with your people. (Rasputin compares Stalin to Wario, an anti-hero and Mario's polar opposite/rival from the Super Mario franchise, as Stalin's and Wario's mustaches are similar in appearance.). Epic Rap Battles In Minecraft: Batman VS Superman (ERB parody) Minecraft Batman. On August 22, 2016, American operatic soprano, Beverly Sills' quote, "There are no short cuts to any place worth going. Have brought me here to spit a thesis against both of your asses! To turn an empire into a union of ruinous states? Abspielen 1. Learn the full song lyrics at MetroLyrics. Flash in the Pan Hip Hop Conflicts of Nowadays, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t--f7-8J_fk&feature=youtu.be&t=33m58s, Eastern Philosophers vs Western Philosophers, https://epicrapbattlesofhistory.fandom.com/wiki/Rasputin_vs_Stalin?oldid=1491346, The reason behind this battle was to redeem. LYRICS: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Learn the full song lyrics at MetroLyrics. Want to caption or translate video? During his leadership, the first McDonald's was opened in the Soviet Union. Rasputin likens this to his assassination, in which he proved himself difficult to kill. As a messed up mutha fucka bent in the mind, Who built a superpower, but he paid the price. ), (Lenin believed that the lower class were in bondage, or oppressed and enslaved by the upper classes.). Rasputin instead calls him Man of Squeal, implying that he is crying. Rasputin vs Stalin Epic Rap Battles of History. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2 finale. 1:05. This battle has the eighth-longest run time of any ERB to date. Lenin is calling Rasputin so homely that he looks like a creature from the series. Incidentally, the Russian word for power (strength) is мощь/Moshch, a similar sounding word to borscht, which enhances Putin's prior line about him having real power.). Battle information (Rasputin has been called the "Mad Monk", even though he was never actually a monk. BPM I have no pride for you, who ruined everything. This is also a pun since the word "in" is the opposite of "out".). Versus! They would beat up anyone Napoleon ordered them to. I had the balls to let Baryshnikov dance, playa! Rasputin:. This references Gorbachev being the person who "knocked" down the Berlin Wall. Directed by Dave McCary. When Rasputin was killed, his testicles and penis (larger than the average size) were supposedly removed and preserved in formaldehyde.). Aug 16, 2013 - Explore Epic Rap Battles of History's board "Rasputin vs Stalin", followed by 161 people on Pinterest. Epic Rap Battles of History's Rasputin vs Stalin. ), I'm Stoli Gold, you're a plastic handle of Popov, (Stolichnaya Gold is a well-respected Russian vodka. ), They're calling this for Stalin, I will kick you in the rectum, (Stalin claims that all are predicting his victory in the battle. VERSUS! He's also one himself. ), We're all Russians, no one's going to get their butt kicked, (Putin announces that the Russians should all work together and that none of them can be defeated as they all are Russian. Epic Rap Battles of History: Top 3. The Kool-Aid Man serves as the mascot for the Kool-Aid powdered fruit-flavored drink. It's a disgrace what you did to your own people Your daddy beat you like a dog and now you're evil You're from Georgia, sweet Georgia And the history books unfold ya! OUR PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/SpazBoysComedy This was a Russian Rumble! (Stalin was infamous for executing dissidents, so he says that he would hang Rasputin with a rope, shoot him, and leave him there for dead. Leon Trotsky was a friend of Lenin who was murdered with an ice axe by Ramón Mercarer, who was one of Stalin's operatives in Mexico, as Trotsky opposed the totalitarian rule that Stalin had favored. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2 finale. Veröffentlicht: Apr 2013 Label: Maker Studios Facebook Twitter Titel. Öteki Sinema. Another note: Hitler, another mass-murdering dictator like Stalin, was also played by Lloyd in the Darth Vader vs Hitler trilogy. It can also be applied here but for Putin it is more like 50/50. Try messing with the Mad Monk, you'll be sorry, yo! And you all need to learn how to handle real power! Tuba players make their unique sound by blowing into their instruments.). 1:31. You got off easy when they pickled that moose cock! 33 Enchanted videos. It's a disgrace what you did to your own people! He was a mystic and a faith healer who exerted considerable influence over Nicholas II, the ruler of Russia from 1894 to 1917. And Joseph, you were supposed to be my right-hand man, (Stalin was Lenin's subordinate during the Revolution and was eventually promoted to a higher rank within what became the CPSU behind Lenin. But your loyalty shriveled up like your right hand, man! SoundCloud. All your wizard friends; shot! He calls him a fat pig, a heavy insult that compares Stalin to an insult commonly given by Russians to Americans: "fat capitalist pigs," questioning Stalin's communist status. Lenin's faction won, so it was red over white. Try messing with the Mad Monk, you'll be sorry, yo! It features Rasputin, Joseph Stalin, Vladimir Lenin, Mikhail Gorbachev, and Vladimir Putin in a Russian battle royale. Number Rasputin was also said to manipulate the Tsar through his wife, making this one of the most important factors in the Tsar's downfall. Watch the video for Rasputin vs. Stalin from Epic Rap Battles Of History's Rasputin vs Stalin for free, and see the artwork, lyrics and similar artists. Epic Rap Battles of History Lyrics. BEGIN! (R. L. Stine is an American author who penned the famous Goosebumps series of horror and supernatural-centric stories directed towards adolescents. (Putin) Your whole family; shot! April 22, 2013 Begin [Grigori Rasputin:] Cool mustache, Wario Try messing with the Mad Monk you'll be sorry, yo How many dictators does it take The last man who attacked me lived a half-life, so comrade, come at me! The immediate effects were reduced output from the farms, causing large-scale famine in Russia. Doing judo moves and schooling every Communist сука! (A half-life is the amount of time it takes for one half of a quantity of radioactive material to decay into more stable material. It must be rhymes from you, dawg, I got this battle locked up like I threw it in the Gulag, You're a gross and creepy scary-eyed weird wizard, Now poof, disappear and conjure up some beard scissors, I'm Stoli Gold, you're a plastic handle of Popov, You sure act like a dick for a punk with his junk chopped off, I'm majestic, you're a bit thick, I'm not impressed with your magic tricks, I'm sadistic, with a swift kick for a mystic with a missed dick, Come on, bring it on, I'm ready to start brawlin', I don't mean to Russia but you just seem like you're Stalin, You're just five-foot-four but your failure's epic-sized, You're doing worse in this battle than the farms you collectivized, I'll beat you past the point my magic powers can heal, Man of Steel? You don't know what you're doing, when you try to bust a rhyme against a mind like Putin. (Stalin was responsible for the deaths of millions of Russians and others living within the USSR. One notable part of the Cold War was the Space Race, in which the USA and the USSR were trying to take control of space and the moon first in order to gain a better hold in the Cold War. ), (Stalin wants Rasputin to look at him directly in the eyes. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2 finale. See the soul of the man who made Mother Russia his bitch! During this time he introduced his policy of Glasnost (Гласность), or "openness" towards the USA and other Western countries.). Mozart vs Skrillex VERSUS! (Mikhail Baryshnikov is a ballet dancer from the USSR who defected to North America. You fat pig, more like Man of Squeal, I'll hand your Georgian ass a true Russian defeat, You would think I'm making borscht the way I'm crushing these beats, I was poisoned, shot and beaten and I still fought back like no sweat, I'm so hard to kill, my rap name should be 50 Kopek, I was shot and poisoned, my assassin's plot: sadistic, But that couldn't stop the mystic, if you think you can, you're optimistic, Till your loyalty shriveled up like your right hand, man, We're all Russians, no one's going to get their butt kicked, The way our space program's whipped NASA's ass with Sputnik, John Lennon vs Bill O'Reilly • Darth Vader vs Hitler • Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris • Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga • Hulk Hogan and Macho Man vs Kim Jong-il • Justin Bieber vs Beethoven • Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking • Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny • Napoleon vs Napoleon • Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin • Gandalf vs Dumbledore • Dr. Seuss vs Shakespeare • Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers • Christopher Columbus vs Captain Kirk • Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD, Hitler vs Vader 2 • Master Chief vs Leonidas • Mario Bros vs Wright Bros • Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley • Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe • Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates • Frank Sinatra vs Freddie Mercury • Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney • Doc Brown vs Doctor Who • Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood • Batman vs Sherlock Holmes • Moses vs Santa Claus • Adam vs Eve • Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr. • Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison • Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong • Mozart vs Skrillex • Rasputin vs Stalin, Hitler vs Vader 3 • Blackbeard vs Al Capone • Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc • Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso • Michael Jordan vs Muhammad Ali • Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge • Rick Grimes vs Walter White • Goku vs Superman • Stephen King vs Edgar Allan Poe • Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye • George Washington vs William Wallace • Artists vs TMNT, Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters • Romeo and Juliet vs Bonnie and Clyde • Zeus vs Thor • Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter • Oprah Winfrey vs Ellen DeGeneres • Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock • Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted • David Copperfield vs Harry Houdini • Terminator vs Robocop • Eastern Philosophers vs Western Philosophers • Shaka Zulu vs Julius Caesar • Jim Henson vs Stan Lee, J. 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Rasputin vs Stalin (traducción al Alemán) Artista: Epic Rap Battles of History Canción: Rasputin vs Stalin 5 traducciones Traducciones: Alemán, Croata, Francés, Italiano, Ruso Gorbachev also tells Rasputin needs to clean up, as he rarely bathed or showered.). (The Soviet emblem includes a hammer and sickle, the symbols of communism. 3:38. He also wants him to make some beard scissors appear so he could deal with his unruly beard. Epic Rap Battles of History - Enchanted videos on Dailymotion Stalin broke from Lenin's ideals. There is a famous Chinese saying that Mao was 70% right and 30% wrong. "), (To beef means to have a grudge with someone. [3] But since the Cyrillic S looks like Latin C and the R like Latin P, it's often read that way in English, leading to this line becoming a wacky "alphabet soup". СССР is the Russian abbreviation for the USSR, read as "SSSR". Follow. Actors However, the announcer can still be heard singing "Epic Rap Battles" at the end. To turn an empire into a union of ruinous states? Nice Peter as Rasputin, Vladimir Lenin, and Vladimir Putin EpicLLOYD as Joseph Stalin and Mikhail Gorbachev Atul Singh as the hand of Ronald McDonald PewDiePie as Mikhail Baryshnikov(cameo) all but Rasputin.). Translations of "Rasputin vs Stalin" Croatian Thedux. (According to an urban legend, Rasputin's genitalia are preserved in a jar, but are also speculated to have actually belonged to a moose. Rasputin also gathered a following of many people who would take part in prayer with him and there were even rumors, though not proven, that he joined the Khlysty, a religious sect that performed ecstatic rituals. And you all need to learn how to handle real power! I'd leave your neck in a noose in a trench and shot! (True power is neither psychic, nor acquired by force, Gorbachev says. Doing judo moves and schooling every communist сука! 5 years ago | 205 views. You two need yoga. ), You're a gross and creepy scary-eyed weird wizard, (Stalin calls Rasputin gross and weird-looking, while also generalizing Rasputin to a kind of wizard. Blow it up like a tuba, while I'm balling in Cuba. 1:02. Note: Due to differences in rendering italic text, some Cyrillic lowercase letters used here may appear in different forms, or may look similar to Latin lowercase letters on some systems, as italics are subject to the rules of Cyrillic script. BANG Showbiz. Report. Our whole future was bright! Timeline Six despots (Lenin, Stalin, Khrushchev, Brezhnev, Andropov, and Chernenko) ruled the USSR until the mid-1980s, gradually breaking up the nation and creating what Rasputin terms a "union of ruinous states". Rasputin vs Stalin (tłumaczenie na niemiecki) Artysta: Epic Rap Battles of History Piosenka: Rasputin vs Stalin 5 przekładów Tłumaczenia: chorwacki, francuski, niemiecki, rosyjski, włoski ), (Pierogi[1] are Slavic potato dumplings that have more in common with ravioli than they do with dumplings. Stalin connects the words Bolshevik and victim as a pun. I'd leave your neck in a noose in a trench and shot! ", and shout his catchphrase, "Oh yeah!" Rasputin Vs Stalin by Zerinhoo published on 2015-12-27T15:18:09Z. In today's Episode of Couples Reacts we react to Rasputin vs Stalin. Popov is a relatively cheaper British vodka with a plastic cap. This may also be a reference to the fact that many belive he died from a cerebral hemorrage. Pride of Lenin, took Trotsky out of the picture. INSTRUMENTAL, TRANSLATED Rasputin vs Stalin. Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT2z0nrsQ8o (Disclaimer) I do not own the windowed content. Sovetsky Soyuz. Playing next. Epic Rap Battles of History Lyrics. My enemies don't distract me. Veröffentlicht: … Epic Rap Battles of History Lyrics. Again, this is the same mix-up between Stalin's right and left hand being stinted. Stalin's army was better-equipped for adverse weather, so the Nazis were decimated. It's attained through understanding of what the people want. Rasputin vs Stalin. Thousands of people lined up to see him, but it was so chaotic outside that people were crushed and killed underneath the crowd. The Lyrics for Rasputin vs. Stalin by Epic Rap Battles of History have been translated into 7 languages Epic rap battles of history Rasputin vs Stalin begin Cool mustache, Wario Try messing with the Mad Monk you'll be sorry, yo How many dictators does it … Your daddy beat you like a dog and now you're evil! Rasputin vs Stalin is the thirty-third installment of the Epic Rap Battles of History series and the final episode of Season 2. Rasputin vs Stalin Epic Rap Battles of History. Our whole future was bright! It's widely believed Putin ordered it or knows who did. 8:34. The "last man who attacked" Putin is Alexander Litvinenko, a Russian dissident, who died in exile in London after ingesting polonium-210, a radioactive element. Status Songs. With the endless destruction of Russian lives! Length If you're the man of steel, I spit kryptonite! Rasputin vs Stalin. The use of "prime" may also refer to Putin's tenure as Prime Minister of Russia from 2008 to 2012; during this time, the President of Russia was Dmitry Medvedev, though it is widely perceived that Putin held the real power in the Russian government—in other words, being the real president in all but title. Auf Napster abspielen. "Rasputin vs Stalin" [Intro:] Epic rap battles of history! Torn down that wall like the Kool-Aid Man, oh yeah! I could end you with a whisper to your wife. Rasputin! Read about music throughout history Read. ), You two need yoga. ), You're doing worse in this battle than the farms you collectivized, (As a part of the First Five-Year Plan, Stalin collectivized the farms in Russia to be run by the state in a process known as kolkhozy. (Stalin's first son, Yakov Dzhugashvili, was captured by the Germans during World War II and sent to prison. (Putin has studied judo since he was 14 years old. music video in high definition. Recovorik. 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Here: "Yeah, you want to mess with me?" Following a civil war and a short-lived republic, the Soviet Union was formed. But your loyalty shriveled up like your right hand, man! You need a shower, (Дa!). He also made a cameo appearance through reused footage in Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible. Перевод текста песни 'Rasputin vs Stalin' исполнителя Epic Rap Battles of History с Английский на Немецкий ), (Rasputin, as an infamous seducer, supposedly had sex with many women and is also said to have performed miracles and hypnotize. This should not be confused with Russian pirogi, which are entrée pies. There's a nod in here to red and white chowder; some prefer the tomato-based red chowders over the cream-based white ones, so based on this, Lenin says he'll be victorious in this rap battle. Stalin warns Rasputin that he will be Stalin's next victim, one of the many people he killed. This may also reference the Soviet national hymn used from 1944 until its dissolution; therein is found reference to "an unbreakable union of free republics". STALIN! This is the third battle to have a third person enter a battle as a third-party rapper. (Putin was an agent of the Soviet State Security Committee, better known as the KGB, before becoming the second and fourth President of the Russian Federation. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2 finale. In fact, Leon Trotsky, who would later be assassinated, was intended to be Lenin’s successor.). 2:00. Russians do NOT currently use "comrade" as a form of address, though they did use "товарищ" (tovarishch) during the socialist period, and the official way to address a superior in the military is still "tovarishch". Russia is often called "Mother Russia" by its people and is personified as a woman. (Дa!) 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